Be nice to your sick friends. Don’t be like this guy’s “friend”… Massive douche tip: never loot your friend’s home.
Don’t spit at people. Definitely don’t spit at people and try to walk away like you think you’re some kind of boss. Absolutely don’t spit at people, try to walk away like you’re some kind of boss and then fall into a big pool of vomit, or you’ll really come across as a massive douche. […]