Another reason not to hit a woman

I was told constantly while I was growing up that you should never hit a woman. Quite frankly I don’t see a lot of reason to go hitting anyone but that’s beside the point. The rule is ‘never hit a woman’ and the reasons given for this rule are usually things like men are stronger […]

Massive douche drives girlfriend crazy

This video is titled “Psycho Girlfriend Breaks iPad” but it should be titled “Massive douche drives girlfriend crazy with his douchebaggery”. There’s something not right with the whole dynamic of this group of people. For starters, who sneaks in to video a fight between a boyfriend and girlfriend? What sort of guy sits there sending […]

3 losers versus 1 guy

In today’s How Not to be a Massive Douche, we see 3 losers versus 1 guy. In this video, 3 idiots take on one guy. Amusingly, they do so one at a time just like in a classic martial arts movie, and just like in those classic martial arts films our hero makes his multitude […]

Do not talk shit to MMA fighters

Even if the MMA fighter you’re talking to has retired from competition like Josh Neer, don’t talk shit to them. And definitely don’t challenge them to a fight over and over and over until they feel like they have to fight you just to get you to shut up! And then, after the guy you […]

Reduce your resemblance to apes

I mentioned in a previous post that there are major similarities between humans and other primates, like apes and chimps, when it comes to posturing before, during, and after getting into fights. When I stumbled onto the following video, I was quickly reminded of the comparison. http://youtu.be/tONRyyj2flo Dude, if you’re drunk in the middle of […]

It is not hammer time

I don’t speak Russian. Maybe I’m missing some valid explanation for a group of grown men attacking each other with hammers. My hunch however, is that there is no good reason, that this is just mindless, primate level violence. You decide… http://youtu.be/1ntR6Fm9iso These guys sound like a bunch of chimps with the way they’re screeching […]

On the other hand, don’t start shit

Starting a fight is almost always a douche manoeuvre. Don’t do it. Especially don’t do it when the fight isn’t going to be fair. If you enjoy being violent there are many different ways to vent that out in acceptable arenas such us by playing a full contact sport, or y’know, taking up boxing or […]