Don’t try to jump the queue

Wait your fucking turn or you might just get maced in the face. Yeah, she shouldn’t have maced him but let’s face it, if you had mace on you and you were dealing with this massive douche, you wouldn’t have been able to resist using it either. Massive douche tip: Nobody likes a queue jumper.

Do not talk shit to MMA fighters

Even if the MMA fighter you’re talking to has retired from competition like Josh Neer, don’t talk shit to them. And definitely don’t challenge them to a fight over and over and over until they feel like they have to fight you just to get you to shut up! And then, after the guy you […]

Justice Porn

Ever heard of Justice Porn? Justice Porn is seeing just in action in a situation where it is extremely satisfying because of the actions or personality of the wrong-doer. This video has heaps of great examples. Massive douche tip: What goes around comes around.