Donald Trump says things like:

“You know, it really doesn’t matter what the media write as long as you’ve got a young and beautiful piece of ass.”

“Our great African American President hasn’t exactly had a positive impact on the thugs who are so happily and openly destroying Baltimore!”

“Laziness is a trait in the blacks. … Black guys counting my money! I hate it.“

“The only kind of people I want counting my money are little short guys that wear yamakas every day.”

“I will build a great wall — and nobody builds walls better than me, believe me —and I’ll build them very inexpensively. I will build a great, great wall on our southern border, and I will make Mexico pay for that wall. Mark my words.”

“He’s not a war hero. He’s a war hero because he was captured. I like people that weren’t captured, OK, I hate to tell you.”

Massive douche tip: Don’t be like Donald Trump, and please, for the love of all that is good and pure, don’t vote for him.