If you haven’t heard of Martin Shkreli, you’re about to feel a bit worse about the world. I could ramble on about it, but I’ll let the videos do the explaining instead. Why people hate Martin Shkreli To sum it up, Martin Shkreli is trying to convince us all that it’s totally fine to […]
Massive douche tip: do not defraud people.
Doing this is seriously massive douchery. Massive douche tip: congrats on finding a fellow massive douche to marry but try to remember that the rest of the world just wants to get home
Alright, drugging people against their knowledge, that’s massively douchey. Raping people, that’s super fucked up. Either of those alone is enough to rank you as a massive douche in my book, to do both in combination while pretending to be a good family man and all round nice guy and pointing the finger at others […]
I was told constantly while I was growing up that you should never hit a woman. Quite frankly I don’t see a lot of reason to go hitting anyone but that’s beside the point. The rule is ‘never hit a woman’ and the reasons given for this rule are usually things like men are stronger […]
If you don’t control your kids, they’re going to piss people off. When they piss people off, they’re going to get told off by other people. Don’t blame the people who are forced to tell your kids off, they’re only doing it because you didn’t live up to your responsibilities. Massive douche tip: If your […]
Be nice to your sick friends. Don’t be like this guy’s “friend”… Massive douche tip: never loot your friend’s home.
This video is titled “Psycho Girlfriend Breaks iPad” but it should be titled “Massive douche drives girlfriend crazy with his douchebaggery”. There’s something not right with the whole dynamic of this group of people. For starters, who sneaks in to video a fight between a boyfriend and girlfriend? What sort of guy sits there sending […]
I struggle to understand that there are people who need to be told not to knowingly spread STDs, but apparently that’s the world we live in. It’s bad enough to spread STDs without knowing it but to do it when you know ahead of time that you’re infected? If you do this, you are a […]
A quick and easy way to make sure everyone thinks you’re a massive douche is to be a bad winner. Being a bad sport shows everyone there that you care more about being first than you do about enjoying the competition, so don’t do that. If you win at something, you deserve to be happy […]