Do not spit at people

Don’t spit at people. Definitely don’t spit at people and try to walk away like you think you’re some kind of boss. Absolutely don’t spit at people, try to walk away like you’re some kind of boss and then fall into a big pool of vomit, or you’ll really come across as a massive douche. […]

Welfare

It’s wonderful to have love for your children and it’s very important to let your kids know how much you love them, but for the love of Christ, please don’t get a tattoo of your child on your face. There are many reasons not to do this. One reason is that your kid is going […]