Don’t murder people who aren’t attracted to you

If you can’t get laid, don’t put the blame for that on everyone else, that’s some psycho bullshit. If you really want to get laid and what you’ve been trying your whole life has proved to be unhelpful, you might want to consider trying something else. And by something else, I don’t me murder, ya […]

One way to absolutely certainly convince everyone you’re a massive douche is to become the prime minister of a modern first world country, deliver a budget that stomps on the poorest people in that country, and then smirk and wink as your citizens question you about the fact that they will no longer have the […]

“Lookin fresh bruh”

I reckon it’s going to take me a little while to really nail-down the specific characteristics that set off the douche-alert but here are a few that I think will find a place on the list: representing yourself as wealthier than you are posing like a dickhead in photos overuse of hashtags somehow ruining slang […]

Let’s get started

Alrighty, let’s get started. Firstly, a douche by any other name is still a douche. Let’s not get bogged down in semantics here. When I’m talking about how not to be a massive douche, I’m also talking about how not to be a total knob-head, wanker, tool, jackass, jerk-off, etc, etc. You know what I’m […]