If you don’t control your kids, they’re going to piss people off. When they piss people off, they’re going to get told off by other people. Don’t blame the people who are forced to tell your kids off, they’re only doing it because you didn’t live up to your responsibilities. Massive douche tip: If your […]
Be nice to your sick friends. Don’t be like this guy’s “friend”… Massive douche tip: never loot your friend’s home.
This video is titled “Psycho Girlfriend Breaks iPad” but it should be titled “Massive douche drives girlfriend crazy with his douchebaggery”. There’s something not right with the whole dynamic of this group of people. For starters, who sneaks in to video a fight between a boyfriend and girlfriend? What sort of guy sits there sending […]
Massive douche tip: be nice to your family.
I struggle to understand that there are people who need to be told not to knowingly spread STDs, but apparently that’s the world we live in. It’s bad enough to spread STDs without knowing it but to do it when you know ahead of time that you’re infected? If you do this, you are a […]
A quick and easy way to make sure everyone thinks you’re a massive douche is to be a bad winner. Being a bad sport shows everyone there that you care more about being first than you do about enjoying the competition, so don’t do that. If you win at something, you deserve to be happy […]