Alrighty, let’s get started. Firstly, a douche by any other name is still a douche. Let’s not get bogged down in semantics here. When I’m talking about how not to be a massive douche, I’m also talking about how not to be a total knob-head, wanker, tool, jackass, jerk-off, etc, etc. You know what I’m saying and if any you share an uncanny similarity with the blokes in the following pictures, I hate to break it to you but, well, you’re a massive douche.

I can’t look at this last one. It makes me want to use my face to test the durability of bricks.

Alright. That’s post 1 done. Plenty more to come.