Sarah Silverman is friggin hilarious, and damned smart, and I guess that’s how she figured out a great way to comment on the rape debate in a way that points out the douchebaggery involved in the male side of things. She did so by posting this: It reads: Don’t put drugs in women’s drinks. When […]
In today’s How Not to be a Massive Douche, we see 3 losers versus 1 guy. In this video, 3 idiots take on one guy. Amusingly, they do so one at a time just like in a classic martial arts movie, and just like in those classic martial arts films our hero makes his multitude […]
Wait your fucking turn or you might just get maced in the face. Yeah, she shouldn’t have maced him but let’s face it, if you had mace on you and you were dealing with this massive douche, you wouldn’t have been able to resist using it either. Massive douche tip: Nobody likes a queue jumper.
These fucking idiots decided that, because they don’t like a particular hairstyle, they should go around cutting hair off strangers. Turns out that it’s illegal to go around sneaking up on people with scissors and cutting them and/or their hair in the process of your vigilante fashion policing. And it fucking should be, because you […]
We’ve all been in a road rage situation. It’s no fun on either side. Try to remember that ranting like a psychopath tends not to improve a situation. See below for an example of what not to do… Note how the driver being screamed at is unable to exchange insurance information with the other driver, […]
If you dare to wear those fancy robes and whatever other bullshit garb that goes with being a judge, you better judge your own behaviour harder than anyone else’s otherwise shit like this happens: Massive douche tip: If you’re a judge, follow the fucking law.
Just because you’re not a good enough baby sitter to deal with a crying toddler doesn’t mean you get to punch the kid in the face until it’s dead. And just because you’re blonde and have blue eyes doesn’t mean you’ll get away with murder. What a fucking monster. 25 years is not long enough […]
Ever heard of Justice Porn? Justice Porn is seeing just in action in a situation where it is extremely satisfying because of the actions or personality of the wrong-doer. This video has heaps of great examples. Massive douche tip: What goes around comes around.