I was told constantly while I was growing up that you should never hit a woman. Quite frankly I don’t see a lot of reason to go hitting anyone but that’s beside the point. The rule is ‘never hit a woman’ and the reasons given for this rule are usually things like men are stronger […]
This video is titled “Psycho Girlfriend Breaks iPad” but it should be titled “Massive douche drives girlfriend crazy with his douchebaggery”. There’s something not right with the whole dynamic of this group of people. For starters, who sneaks in to video a fight between a boyfriend and girlfriend? What sort of guy sits there sending […]
Massive douche tip: be nice to your family.
In today’s How Not to be a Massive Douche, we see 3 losers versus 1 guy. In this video, 3 idiots take on one guy. Amusingly, they do so one at a time just like in a classic martial arts movie, and just like in those classic martial arts films our hero makes his multitude […]
Don’t act like the guy with all the tattoos. Massive douche tip: I feel like I’ve said this before, but don’t be disrespectful to MMA fighters, even if you are one.
Wait your fucking turn or you might just get maced in the face. Yeah, she shouldn’t have maced him but let’s face it, if you had mace on you and you were dealing with this massive douche, you wouldn’t have been able to resist using it either. Massive douche tip: Nobody likes a queue jumper.
Even if the MMA fighter you’re talking to has retired from competition like Josh Neer, don’t talk shit to them. And definitely don’t challenge them to a fight over and over and over until they feel like they have to fight you just to get you to shut up! And then, after the guy you […]
These fucking idiots decided that, because they don’t like a particular hairstyle, they should go around cutting hair off strangers. Turns out that it’s illegal to go around sneaking up on people with scissors and cutting them and/or their hair in the process of your vigilante fashion policing. And it fucking should be, because you […]
We’ve all been in a road rage situation. It’s no fun on either side. Try to remember that ranting like a psychopath tends not to improve a situation. See below for an example of what not to do… Note how the driver being screamed at is unable to exchange insurance information with the other driver, […]
Warning: This video is intense. Massive douche tip: There are zero reasons for you to be holding a machete if you live in the western world. If you find yourself holding one, put it the fuck down.