I reckon it’s going to take me a little while to really nail-down the specific characteristics that set off the douche-alert but here are a few that I think will find a place on the list:
- representing yourself as wealthier than you are
- posing like a dickhead in photos
- overuse of hashtags
- somehow ruining slang just by using it
- being white but convincing yourself that you’re black
Here is a cautionary example to help explain those previous points.
Massive douche tip: Do the opposite of the guy pictured above.