Be unlike Donald Trump

Donald Trump says things like: “You know, it really doesn’t matter what the media write as long as you’ve got a young and beautiful piece of ass.” “Our great African American President hasn’t exactly had a positive impact on the thugs who are so happily and openly destroying Baltimore!” “Laziness is a trait in the […]

Do not sneak up behind strangers with scissors in your hands

These fucking idiots decided that, because they don’t like a particular hairstyle, they should go around cutting hair off strangers. Turns out that it’s illegal to go around sneaking up on people with scissors and cutting them and/or their hair in the process of your vigilante fashion policing. And it fucking should be, because you […]