“Lookin fresh bruh”

I reckon it’s going to take me a little while to really nail-down the specific characteristics that set off the douche-alert but here are a few that I think will find a place on the list:

  • representing yourself as wealthier than you are
  • posing like a dickhead in photos
  • overuse of hashtags
  • somehow ruining slang just by using it
  • being white but convincing yourself that you’re black

Here is a cautionary example to help explain those previous points.

It's called lookin fresh bruh

Massive douche tip: Do the opposite of the guy pictured above.

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