One way to absolutely certainly convince everyone you’re a massive douche is to become the prime minister of a modern first world country, deliver a budget that stomps on the poorest people in that country, and then smirk and wink as your citizens question you about the fact that they will no longer have the money to survive.

Here’s an example:

Massive douche tip: If you’d prefer not to be seen as one of the most revolting, scumbagish, dickwits of all time, do not act like this.