Reduce your resemblance to apes

Be less like this guy

I mentioned in a previous post that there are major similarities between humans and other primates, like apes and chimps, when it comes to posturing before, during, and after getting into fights. When I stumbled onto the following video, I was quickly reminded of the comparison.

http://youtu.be/tONRyyj2flo

Dude, if you’re drunk in the middle of a street in the middle of the night and you’re screaming and ranting and threatening other people, you’re going to come off as a massive douche. It doesn’t even matter if you win or lose the fight, either. If you’re getting into street fights, you’re acting about as intelligently as an ape. Unfortunately for some, they’ll be caught on video doing this stuff and it’ll make it’s way onto the internet to be stored for all time.

Massive douche tip: The best way to ensure that your great grandchildren don’t someday find a video of you acting like a caveman is to not go around acting like a caveman.

 

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