Category: Example

Admit when you’re wrong

If you’re in the middle of a disagreement and you realise that you’re wrong, just admit. ‘Winning’ an argument won’t get you anywhere if you’re wrong anyway, you’ll just come across as a jackass.

Reduce your resemblance to apes

I mentioned in a previous post that there are major similarities between humans and other primates, like apes and chimps, when it comes to posturing before, during, and after getting into fights. When I stumbled onto the following video, I was quickly reminded of the comparison. http://youtu.be/tONRyyj2flo Dude, if you’re drunk in the middle of […]

Do not terrify your girlfriend for your own amusement

This video has taken on a life of its own on the internet in the past few days. There’s good reason for it, too because this is an example of possibly the most douchey thing I’ve seen a human being do for quite a while. Check it out: http://youtu.be/kAPT72Mzt2c I was a young bloke once. […]

Do not bury people

So this woman flew from Southern France to Morocco to meet the guy she’d been flirting with online and all was going well until she passed out on the floor in this guy’s home. I guess she forgot to mention that she was diabetic and prone to collapse because admiral brain-free here freaked the fuck […]

Treat your friends like friends

I love a good practical joke but there’s been a trend on youtube in recent times to act like a massive douche to complete strangers, make fun of the strangers’ normal and natural response to an absurd and often frightening situation, and then try to make money by posting the video of the incident. Like […]

One way to absolutely certainly convince everyone you’re a massive douche is to become the prime minister of a modern first world country, deliver a budget that stomps on the poorest people in that country, and then smirk and wink as your citizens question you about the fact that they will no longer have the […]

“Lookin fresh bruh”

I reckon it’s going to take me a little while to really nail-down the specific characteristics that set off the douche-alert but here are a few that I think will find a place on the list: representing yourself as wealthier than you are posing like a dickhead in photos overuse of hashtags somehow ruining slang […]